I was invited...

...I hope you no one minds.

I approved you, didn't I?

Hi Craig

No one here:

does mind

or, for that matter, has one.

It's just a GOPbot lovefest plus DSM Baptist hittin' on any women that show up. Hey Bap, you should ask Tat out

see if that gets you banned or a dinner at Spaghetti Works.

Hi to the Craig-a-nator!!!!

Pat Riot'76 wrote:No one here:

does mind

or, for that matter, has one.

It's just a GOPbot lovefest plus DSM Baptist hittin' on any women that show up. Hey Bap, you should ask Tat out

see if that gets you banned or a dinner at Spaghetti Works.

Listen you!!! (Where is IALU's "Iniquitous rolling pin (tm)" when I need it?)

I wouldn't date that "Well, I'm a mod, and nobody posts no more George Bush bashing threads, I simply won't allow it" Spaz out if I was paid a million bucks!

By the way....

Craig! You made it! Welcome!

And yes, folks, I was the one who invited Craig...and Royd...and MUT...and about 20 others that should be showing up soon.

And don't worry, Pixie...no evil people!

Welcome Craig, although I haven't been here that long myself.

Okay, Craig....

Here's the deal. Since you're our newest member, until the next newbie shows up, you have the job of cleaning Swifty's office.



Help yourself to all the coffee you want: I got a speacial deal at Sam's Club last week---just a bit of advise: You might want to use your own cream. But the doughnuts are fresh, just leave the apple fritters for me. Imaginethat likes those cream filled ones, and Annie likes the powdered sugar ones, Pixie likes the cute little ones with the chocolate sprinkles, so leave some for them!
And make sure that you use REAL Murphy's Oil Soap, not that dollar store knock off junk. Oh, and don't mind Helga...she comes in on her days off to read Swifty's old newspapers!

Look what happens to this place when the riff-raff starts showing up...

Helga IS NOT riff-raft, Pat!

Welcome Craig!