Watch... but don't laugh.

I dare you.

That settles it. You're a nut, aaA.

Side story. My children were raised essentially in an all-white community. My youngest daughter had only seen black people on TV. When she was about three, I introduced her to one of the few blacks living in the area. The look of astonishment on her face was priceless.

Darryl tried to engage her in conversation, but she just stood there mute. Finally, she put both hands out in front of her, wiggled them back and forth, and looking at Darryl said, "Can't touch this."

http://www.illwillpress.com/squirrelsongs.html

NSFW.