Ron Paul and Chuck Norris compared
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Ron Paul and Chuck Norris compared
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The only politician able to earn Chuck Norris' respect. Here are some facts about Dr. Paul.
1. Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
2. Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
3. Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
4. Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"
5. When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets Ron Paul.
6. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses.
7. Ron Paul's midi-chlorian level is off the chart.
8. When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
9. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
10. Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.
The moral and constitutional obligations of our representatives in Washington are to protect our liberty, not coddle the world, precipitating no-win wars, while bringing bankruptcy and economic turmoil to our people.
--Ron Paul
Capitalism should not be condemned, since we haven't had capitalism.
--Ron Paul
Our country's founders cherished liberty, not democracy.
--Ron Paul
You wanna get rid of drug crime in this country? Fine, let's just get rid of all the drug laws.
--Ron Paul
Re: Ron Paul and Chuck Norris compared
During judgment day, God will unite Chuck Norris and Mr. T. Their fastball-to-a-roundhouse-kick maneuver will rip open a hole in space-time itself and obliterate all the non-believers and Satan himself.
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